Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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