I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Randomize
