no, he came in my armpit
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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