That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
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He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
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I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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