What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
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I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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