Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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