it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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