Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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