we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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