i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Your cock deserves a montage
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
