I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Randomize
