but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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