I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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