after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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