I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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