Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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