I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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