i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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