I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just forgot I was standing up.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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