I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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