i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Congratulations! We have a period
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