Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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