is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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