did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
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NoShamevember. You game?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
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