I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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