Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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