yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
