Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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