I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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