what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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