i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Randomize
