Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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