...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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