I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm always down for nudity.
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