So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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