ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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