Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She's like a pop up book from hell.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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