Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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