my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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