Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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