He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
never play flip cup with pint glasses
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
