Define "chronic" masturbator.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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