Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Houston, we have a squirter
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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