lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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