I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
40s are totally the cure
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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