life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
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