Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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