I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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