Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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