just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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