oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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