No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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