I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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