I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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