Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
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I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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