I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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