Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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