East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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